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Frank's Corner
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Written by Frank Rincon
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Friday, 23 October 2009 13:24 |
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Frank here from the from the Half Hour Wasted podcast. While waiting in the ER to be seen for a strange lump on my neck I decided to make up a few animal facts and jot them down on my web log (i.e. blog).
- Cats cannot walk backwards.
- Bears are born hungry.
- Saltwater fish can hear pudding.
- Dogs do not understand hats.
- Turtles are grumpy in the morning.
- A Turpin is not an animal, it is nothing.
- Crows believe glass windows are magic.
- Horses are allowed to run for Congress.
- Grasshoppers are confused by rapid tapping.
- Birds fly because they can.
- Alligators and Crocodiles are actually the same animal.
- Dung Beetles make poor pets.
- Beavers are oblivious to concrete.
- Slugs have a poor sense of direction.
- Starfish need constant reassurance.
- Earthworms are kind of like zombies.
- Clams are selfish.
- Penguins smell like dooky.
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